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Product Type: T-shirt
Theme/Features: Garment-dyed, vintage-washed texture; bold graphic “Bad Ass Aunty” style with skeletal peace-hand and checker detail
Target Audience: Confident aunts, playful family members, people who like edgy-but-casual graphic tees
Occasions: Family get-togethers, birthday brunches, casual outings, Mother's Day-style celebrations

This tee speaks like an inside joke. It carries warmth and wearability—soft from the first try because it’s dyed after sewing, with a roomy, relaxed fit that moves with you. The heavyweight cotton keeps structure while still feeling broken-in. Mention the size chart and choose a color that complements your everyday wardrobe to make it feel like one of your go-to shirts.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable feel
- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage-washed color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched hems for long-lasting wear
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; choose from 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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soft, garment-dyed tee brings a bold wink to everyday wear. The relaxed, heavyweight cotton drapes comfortably while the washed-in color and stitched finish give a lived-in feel that loosens up with each wash. Front artwork reads as confident and playful—graphic lettering with a hand-sketched skeletal peace sign over a checker stripe—so it reads like a quiet declaration: bold, a little cheeky, and effortlessly casual. Wear it with well-worn jeans, a flannel tied at the waist, or layered under a denim jacket. It’s the kind of shirt you pull on when you want to show a bit of attitude without trying too hard—great for low-key family hangs, weekend errands, or a relaxed night out.

Product Type: T-shirt
Theme/Features: Garment-dyed, vintage-washed texture; bold graphic “Bad Ass Aunty” style with skeletal peace-hand and checker detail
Target Audience: Confident aunts, playful family members, people who like edgy-but-casual graphic tees
Occasions: Family get-togethers, birthday brunches, casual outings, Mother's Day-style celebrations

This tee speaks like an inside joke. It carries warmth and wearability—soft from the first try because it’s dyed after sewing, with a roomy, relaxed fit that moves with you. The heavyweight cotton keeps structure while still feeling broken-in. Mention the size chart and choose a color that complements your everyday wardrobe to make it feel like one of your go-to shirts.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable feel
- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage-washed color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched hems for long-lasting wear
- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; choose from 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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